College so far

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Hi, my name is Bacon and this is website about college at UWO so far.

First I went to the dorms

Then I drank some beers

Then I stole a lawn deer and put it outside my door

Then I drank some beers

Then I got made fun of in the school newspaper

Then I drank some cherry vodkas

Then I joined a gang

Then I drank some beers

Then I met a frat guy

Then I took some shots

Then I touched a boob

Then I took my deer outside

Then I saw pigs have sex

At this point I've had too many beers

Then I got jumped by two girls

Then I saw Coleman have too many beers

Then I put a new shower curtain on a shower

Then I saw Rick snort cocoa mix

Then I hung out with Jenny

Then I played Oregon Trail and Coleman got the drip

Then I saw Ryan go insane

Then I saw Troy pick his nose with a giant foam finger

Then I watched an old episode of Salute Your Shorts

Then I passed out and people drew on me

Well that's it about college so far... bye

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